The Viking Funeral or HALO-Flame-O grilling
Recently, on a Southwest flight back home from Kansas City, I was given a handful of free drink coupons from a sympathetic viewer.
Category: Micro Musings
Fridays with Freddie: Balls
They roll their balls down the dusty track, and squeal with glee as they collide with the others.
If A Dog Can Eat Your Homework…
Hello Friends, and Happy Day After Independence Day. Like many others, Kris Haas was disappointed with yesterday’s post from Freddie.
Fridays With Freddie: The Rattlesnake
It’s come to my attention that the original mascot of American Independence is the rattlesnake.
Happy Birthday Eileen!
This is my friend Eileen. She’s turning 49 today, and celebrating the occasion with some delicious bavette steaks and a houseful of friends.
OFF THE WALL: Shopkeepers…
So far, five million people have seen the slightly altered face of a shoplifter I posted earlier this week.
Fridays with Freddie: Cheeseburger please!
Used to be a fella could duck into the local diner, grab a burger and get on with his life.
Keith is Walking the Walk ~ Let’s Help
Some of you might be familiar with this photo. It was taken a few years ago on a pig farm in Las Vegas.
CRJ700 and the long line of disappointment
The woman standing at the back of the plane is about to piss her pants.
Public Shaming ~ the liquor store inquisition
Had a spirited conversation last night with some locals down at the liquor store.
Fridays with Freddie ~ Laundered Jockey’s
I don’t wear underpants. Partly because I’m a dog
Looking for people who love what they do
As some of you know, I’ll be in Kansas City next week, speaking at the annual Skills USA National Competition.
Mike and the Giant Cyst
Last night in the bar I met a guy with a cyst on his elbow. Or perhaps it was a boil.
A Father’s Day al Fresco Fiasco
I wrote this a few years ago. It’s still mostly true.
Remember Our Soldiers
Yesterday was the 70th anniversary of D-Day.