Classy Cocky C.R.A.P.
The next piece of C.R.A.P. up for bid is actually near and dear to me.
Category: C.R.A.P. Auction
Monster C.R.A.P.
Collectibles Rare and Precious! Who’s up for a big old C.R.A.P? Our next Work Ethic Scholarship Program is on the horizon, so Chuck and I bolstering the coffers with a few “must-have” collectibles cluttering up my office. In this episode, Read More …
Off The Wall: Give Me The Boot!
The fate of my favorite boots is no longer in my hands, and my feet
C.R.A.P. ~ Collectibles, Rare And Precious (Edible Version)
Interested Parties May Eat Me
The Apron of Shame, Part Deux
(Or, in the words of Warren Zevon, “Send Lawyers Guns and Money.”)
NEW C.R.A.P. ~ Apron from Dirty Jobs Pig Farmer
This mornings C.R.A.P is hard to look at and impossible to forget.
The Way I Heard It: The Coward of the Deep
(And a very satisfying Saturday morning C.R.A.P.)
Off The Wall: Soliloquy for a Robe
Mike – if an impromptu homage to Tennessee Ernie Ford raised the bid by $4,000, what about a dramatic Shakespearian monologue while wearing the robe in question?
Off The Wall: A Reasonable Request, A Robe, & A Melody
Dear Mike – You likened your fundraising efforts in a previous post to a “perpetual telethon.”
“A Most Unusual Announcement Guaranteed to Help Close America’s Skills Gap…
and Horrify Half the Country.”
C.R.A.P. from Bering Sea Gold
Fed Ex just dropped off a vial of 24K gold,
Shameless Plugs
Forgive the back to back Shameless Plugs to buy my crap for a good cause
Fridays With Freddy: Open Letter to Orijen Pet Food
PPPS If you wish to apologize, you may do so by overbidding on my Bobblehead.
Fridays With Freddy: Best Friends, Bobblehead, & Biped
Last week, The Biped used my name and likeness to raise over a $100,000 in T-Shirt sales.
C.R.A.P. Auction SGDI ~ Mütter Museum Plush Megacolon & Autographed Photo of Mike
UPDATE: SOLD $202.50! Mike’s very own “Mini-Mega-Colon” sold! Congratulations to the winning bidder. As always, proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Scholarship Fund. Thanks to all who bid!
Stay Tuned for Our Next C.R.A.P. Auction!