Fridays with Freddie – Page 9

The Man in the Brown Shirt Brought Gifts Again

Fridays With Freddy: This morning, the man in the brown shirt delivered two items to my attention,

I typically don’t faint with gratitude when someone attempts to capture my likeness on canvas

Fridays With Freddy ~ People send the biped things. I don’t know why, but the packages are always arriving,

Do I miss the biped? Not particularly. Do I care why he leaves or where he goes?

The biped thinks he’s “artistic.” Just because he can dangle his ape-like arm out the window and fire off an out-of-focus selfie

A box arrived this morning. In the box, was another box.

Indoors, the tree was superb,

Yesterday, the same movie was on all day. It was about a little brat who wanted a BB Gun for Christmas

Holy Milkbone! I don’t even believe what I’m looking at. Is that me?

Technically, this is a misleading headline. Freddy is several hundred miles north of me. Sort of…

“Mike – Last year, you recorded the Grinch song on your answering machine.

Debb Williams Don’t pull that doggy up by his neck! Sup with that Mike? 5:25 pm, 12/5/14

Walking where I shouldn’t walk, eating what I shouldn’t eat.

So the bipeds took me shopping for a Christmas tree on Black Friday.

Pig. It’s What’s for Dinner